Screwed

Me is being forced to go on a covert mission to The Area In Which Arseholes Nitpik to bring down a bank tomorrow night. Me is already putting meself in grave danger by sending this out....can almost hear them shouting 2 plus 2 is 5.
Considering that i have to face :

a) Mad bankers
b) Possible outbreak of The Bird flu
c) The cyclones that come around every month or so
d) Impending attack from the commies
e) and being a country on the Pacific rim...earthquakes...

...me does not have very high hopes of survival. If by some weirdall chance i do survive...they telling me that me will be evacuated in three months time...maybe i'll learn ancient kungfu torture techniques (hmm...there be a plus side....)....so long folks

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Who's to say where the wind will take you
Who's to know what it is will break you
I don't know where the wind will blow
Who's to know when the time has come around
I don't wanna see you die
I hope that this is not goodbye

Revelations

Things I have learnt from running around TN:

It is impossible to live in a city like Madras in summer...me opinion is that you spend long enough there and your brains will boil and come oozing out of your ears...

Do NOT go walking barefoot anywhere in tamil nadu at 1300 hrs...the ground will bake your feet hard...maybe this is what hell might be like....in that case tis good practise then....

Do NOT sit down when there is a three year old and a plastic table in the vicinity. there is a good likelyhood of the kid picking up the table and advancing on you with the intention of impaling you on it...

Villagers are money grabbing bastards

There is a certain splendour about ancient historical places...you cant help but feel it..

There is nothing like home made food

//end revelation....go back to watever you were doing